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Sit Demotivational Poster


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by jalford

Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


POWERLESS MASTER -




YOU WOULD THINK WE WOULD -


TAGS: spanish inquisition
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

Gigavolt - December 23, 2012, 12:42 am
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:37 am
Gold..
gas - December 21, 2011, 12:58 pm
AHA!
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

....did someone say..... "the spanish inquisition".....?


5 People Of Different Races -


TAGS: racial relations diversity color people
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:19 pm
True... But a definite sign of a more sophisticated culture is NOT celebrating criminal actions.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:42 am
Race is not an indication of class.
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:55 am
Having friends from all different walks of life, that's normal, right? Good one GB! 5L!
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:38 am
It happens every day, but the news media won't report what doesn't fit their model!


DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.


TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am
Repetitive


LESSON #31 - Just because trouble comes to visit doesn’t mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.




THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America




CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get shot if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind fuck posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release button springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


ADVERSITY -


TAGS: pitfalls snags opposition adversity poster
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 30, 2015, 6:00 pm

Thanks!
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:12 pm
Nice and dark, excellent! 5 goth lions!
Reality Lord - April 30, 2015, 2:53 pm

AB5OLUTELY AWE5OME
JesusWept - April 30, 2015, 1:06 pm
Very nice! L L L L L


ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot?


TAGS: is obesity a handicap
Rating: 3.93/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:27 pm
A 5L idea only problem is the fat people would keep knocking over the disabled people in wheelchairs and seniors with walkers that are already parked way out there :)
JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:00 pm
5/5 easy! LOL
Neener - October 15, 2010, 11:53 am
totally amsome!
faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
yes. there should be fat placards and the spots should be down the road and around the corner. make them work for it
thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:09 am
All the time! :D
Capt. Correction - September 28, 2009, 3:06 am
There is another person in the car - and there is a small possibility that person could be handicapped. (did you hear the bottom of the barrel being scraped) I still luaghed so hard I pooed a little. 5/5 Well played sir. As you were...
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:17 pm
5/5 =D I was rather fat then I decided to join the air force =D
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
5/5
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Fools! The friction between their thighs could cause a massive fire. Spontaneous combustion? I think not...that doesn't start in the sweatpants.
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
love the poster airman
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
that comment was perfect!
DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 10:31 am
I see those lazy f.u.c.k.e.r.s. all the time in Wal-mart. They ride around in those carts that are supposed to be for crippled people. Then they stand up and grap a bag of cholcolate, sit back down on their fat lazy a.s.s.e.s. and ride over to the cookies
Smokey - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
She's handmicaked.


KILLED - Curiosity killed innocence, over thinking killed happiness, lies killed trust. Insecurity killed self-esteem, stereotype killed individuality and judgment killed me.




BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult




FOR EVERY SITUATION - There is a big desert to hide the evidence


TAGS: every situation desert hide evidence
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - September 19, 2011, 8:59 am
very true... I like thi5


CHILDREN -


TAGS: sit down and shut up
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - June 19, 2011, 11:30 am

I heard that long before I ever heard of Tom Clancy, at least 30 years ago. Maybe Tom Clancy repeated it.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 19, 2011, 11:15 am
Really? Tom Clancy said that? I mean I trvel a lot, and I know I heard this somewhere, but I never heard or seen Tom Clancy saying that.
Wraith11B - June 19, 2011, 11:01 am
How pithy! Too bad this was taken from Tom Clancy's works...


ONE LOVE -


TAGS: world racism religion diversity peace
Rating: 4.65/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:55 am
Because too many out there take things way to personal


GINGER SPORES - Run they're looking for a host! Once they burrow into your skin.....




AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!


TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm
Snow!
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha hot & drunk category


DATE NIGHT - "Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!"


TAGS: date night baby sitter wtf
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

MindBenda - April 15, 2012, 2:33 pm
Seems legit.


DRUG SHEEN -


TAGS: sheen drugs sitcoms autumnspirit
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bull - March 25, 2011, 1:21 am
was funny the first time I saw it. #131001


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




CURIOSITY - Sometimes nosy people get what they deserve.




POSITIVE THINKING - Does not get you through EVERY situation.




ORGY PLANNING - The invite to the priest was a mistake.




REASONS -


TAGS: sith lord guard hot
Rating: 3.26/5
Zook - August 24, 2010, 7:36 pm
butterface ok in that outfit
MrBlack - February 15, 2010, 9:28 pm
Like you wouldn't have as many of your guards as possible be super hot women.
Woodywood03a - November 24, 2009, 1:35 pm
Thats so corny!!!


EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

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caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


2ND GRADE - 3 long years for Greeny


TAGS: so sensitive greeny
Rating: 3.73/5

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Greeny - November 23, 2011, 6:43 pm
I think that was around the time that contacts were becoming popular. My teacher dug in her eyes with her fingers regularly to keep them straight. It was torture to watch. But she was hot.


THE MIGHTY OAK -


TAGS: oak re submission for this site
Rating: 3.59/5

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The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:21 am
I learned this one as: When all your dreams go up in smoke When your rewards are few Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you!


HUNGARY - Shit cars, nice girls. Let's visit us!


TAGS: shit cars nice girls take a visit
Rating: 2.1/5

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m KÜ - October 28, 2009, 8:22 pm
this car isn´t shit. good old german car. better then the japan shit from today . . .


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1999 - has come and gone... So, ... Moonbases? Nuclear waste deposit sites? ... Where are they, huh?


TAGS: space 1999 moonbase alpha nuclear deposit rnr
Rating: 1.38/5

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KaiserJames - February 11, 2010, 3:53 am
Party like its 2012
noneya - November 26, 2008, 2:45 pm
2012 - it's stil coming...
Amaterasu - November 17, 2008, 11:16 am
And what happened with the end of the world huh? They've been promising that since the dawn of men.
pro - August 6, 2008, 4:26 pm
And what happened to the space ody-me-howzit-spelled of 2001?


LETS GO GET SOME BBQ - and get bizzy!




AAAHHH!!! -


TAGS: fresh prince bel air will smith dj jazzy jazz jeff tv sitcom
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Dustin Marthington

w00t - August 12, 2009, 3:43 pm
Jazz ftw!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:28 am
I think he's made entirely out of VIDEO!
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 8:59 pm
Now, will the caption be throw out after him?


SEE - SAW -


TAGS: jigsaw pic composition by flint
Rating: 4.28/5

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ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:01 pm
I see. 5 Saws.


OBESITY - A four-step escalator?! Get ready to see some fat Asians...




LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


CURIOSITY - It strikes again




Keeping the dreams -


TAGS: humanity ethics adversity obstacles
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2016, 11:23 pm
Lovely...as usual young man!
OldIrish - July 10, 2016, 6:45 pm
Thank you, very much.
rerun - July 10, 2016, 5:12 pm

wow, great poster
Silverheart - July 10, 2016, 12:47 pm

Amsome. ^


CHILDCARE -




THE KLINGON-SPANISH INQUISITION - No One Ever Expects It...


TAGS: star trek inquisition worf
Rating: 4.14/5

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ICEMAN - November 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Thus quoth Warf... "I am not a merry man" 1L


Sometimes I just sits! -


TAGS: sitting thinking yes no maybe
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:11 am

I can relate to this'n.


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: curiosity cat satisfaction
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - January 29, 2012, 5:42 pm
yes.. although *SPOILER ALERT* we'll never know if he finally got satisfied with the result xD
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:31 pm
the end is really creepy
gas - January 29, 2012, 5:00 pm
that would make a little bit more sense (if I remember the end correctly xD). thx suzie
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:37 pm
It's not 'The Shining', it's 'Pet Sematary', another SK novel where an ancient indian cemetary brings dead animals and people back to life, but they are weird afterwards. I'm a big SK fan - though I'll deny it in court lol. g55d poster by the way
gas - November 29, 2011, 10:54 pm
The Shining??xD Why?
ippyann - November 29, 2011, 9:55 pm
reminds me of Stephen King's The Shining :D
gas - November 27, 2011, 12:57 am
thamks :)
mariand - November 25, 2011, 5:59 pm
amsome


IT'S A TRAP! -




DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....




UTES -


TAGS: university of utah utes football kick ass
Rating: 3.25/5

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BuZZbomb - August 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two utes. Judge Haller: Ah, the two what? Uh, uh, what was that word? Vinny: Uh,what word? Judge Haller: Two what? Vinny Gambini: What? Judge Haller: Uh, did you say 'utes'? Vinny: Yeah, two utes.


ATTITUDE -




JUST ADMIT IT - You should have listened to me and left it alone




WOMEN AND BATTERIES -


TAGS: batteries have positive side humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Ragnar - March 22, 2012, 4:13 am
ouch
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:49 pm

Oh, I'm definitely a girl! Funny's funny, that's all. And I think this is funny. If somebody gets their knickers in a twist about it~~well ;>
Rick69 - March 21, 2012, 6:24 pm
Lulz... Good thing this is from a woman... or so I think... XD


MY EX-WIFE JUST SHOWED UP - Now which one of you said her name three times into a mirror?


TAGS: ex wife visit
Rating: 4.04/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:59 pm
This would happen to my ex girlfriend... And it only took pronouncing her name once, no mirror. Creepy, huh? No joke.
GaryO - March 5, 2013, 1:38 pm
Yes, 5L, all that. Quite refreshing series
Silverheart - March 5, 2013, 12:10 pm

Makes me glad that my ex-wife has a very uncommon name. Like mariand said; excellent series of posters, 5Ls all around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2013, 10:04 am
I was yelling at the cat...I said Walter, Walter, Walter..........Funny name for a woman?!?
mariand - March 5, 2013, 8:44 am
lol...excellent series of posters, steve...


THE SPANISH INQUISITION - Is coming to get him


TAGS: the spanish inquisition superman amaterasu the spanish inquisition superman amaterasu shiryu 411 hotmail com why suddenly
Rating: 2.64/5

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garv - August 1, 2009, 9:00 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
garv - August 1, 2009, 8:59 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
Highlord - December 23, 2008, 11:59 am
Pity there hasn't been a spanish inquisition since 1834


BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome crushing a picture




DARTH MAUL-MONKEY - Well... Maybe I should write something like '' fail ''.


TAGS: darth maul star wars monkey sith shit fail donkey kong supreme shit
Rating: 1.88/5

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aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:18 pm
Hey, Motifake Wit Liberation Front... I think you transposed the words "confident" and "competent."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:24 am
I love the pic; heck, he should've looked that way in the movie! Next time, just be confident when you write your caption.


PARENTING -


TAGS: adversity footsteps canada
Rating: 4.81/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
step on the back of my shoe again...and you'll learn the meaning of a whack attack!! 5L
Neener - October 13, 2010, 9:32 pm
Excellent!
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Love this one!!!


ONWARD! -


TAGS: sally forth tally ho and all that rot charge boldly into adversity
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bolverk633 - October 4, 2014, 9:39 am
Evolution!! – Back to the water!!


ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.


TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm
That is a smelly position


SOMETIMES - You just have to improvise


TAGS: necessity still the mother
Rating: 3.36/5

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GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:06 pm
lol, wasn't ANY 90* curve good enough? or teeth? or another closed beer bottle? or lighter? or the stick itself? damn the retarded....
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 6:22 pm
looks like foreplay. a hard bolt try to get her top off. 5 foamy froths


AMERICA'S JOYOUS FUTURE -


TAGS: sermon positive thinking
Rating: 4.4/5

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Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:24 pm
Yep, I should have been more careful in proofreading my caption.
Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 10:12 am
yup the US has been freeing the shit out of us since 1990, feels good :D
rerun - February 22, 2011, 6:43 am

we are the place that in all likelyhood will be saving your ass
culos - February 22, 2011, 5:26 am
@MB Pig, first comment, no posters, Man you're gonna get a lot of love here!
ManBearPig - February 22, 2011, 2:43 am
Ummmmm, what's Anerica?


OF COURSE I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU - It's just that, if you are here, who's guarding the Gates of Hell?


TAGS: ex wife visit
Rating: 4.28/5

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falloutghoul - March 7, 2013, 10:47 pm
Easy: Her ex's pet dog.
Rudedog - March 5, 2013, 12:20 pm
Funny and all too scary


TO SIT OR NOT TO SIT -


TAGS: sitting down to pee
Rating: 4.21/5

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uke - May 27, 2011, 9:00 pm
I sit :|


PROBLEMS -




TEBOW -




GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues


TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male assholes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!


ALCOHOL - Celebrate Diversity




CENTRO UNIVERSITARIO MEXICO - Not the best School Acronym to have displayed on your Shirt.




AMERICANS -


TAGS: visiting france since 1915
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:36 pm
I wonder how many of those dead soldiers were shot by Frenchmen. Many didn't like the idea of the D-day invasion, including DeGaulle! Many were getting along fine with the Nazis and their anti-Semitic policies.
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 11:24 pm
I thought that last one was hilarious? Where's yours?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 10:06 pm
Geez, where's your sense of humor Buzz?
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Okay, GFY Is that American English enough for you?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
Could you repeat that in English? You see, I don't speak British. =)
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 3:58 pm
Actually it is not a 100%. Bit touchy are we.Have a nice day.
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 6:49 pm
You realize this is a humor site, dont'cha Buzzkill?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 2:27 pm
Obviously you missed the entire point here. Which was, without the French we would be speaking British English vs the American English we speak now. DO try to pull your head out of your....
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 2:12 pm
Don't you mean '...speaking English'?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 10:50 am
Read your history, we are about to lose the American Revolution when the French showed up and saved our bacon. Had they not shown up, George was about to surrender and we would have been back under British rule.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 1:44 am
"speaking British"...lolwhat?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:07 am
If it wasn't for them we'd be speaking British and bowing to the Queen whenever she came over to check on her empire.
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:06 am
Damned RIGHT! So as far as I'm concerned they get a pass forever. They need help. we're there.
turborko - April 25, 2012, 6:30 pm
And they saved our ass in the revolutionary war! Thanks to them we don't have a monarchy.
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:10 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today... 5L
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:09 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today...
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 11:17 am

Not long ago I spoke with a friend who'd returned from a trip to France. He said that at the American cemeteries he visited, the old French people who he saw there wept over the graves. They've never forgotten.
maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:15 am
We Saved There Ass 2 Times !


MAGNIFICENCE -


TAGS: beauty ugly sit back help
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:19 am
Jack? Izzat you Jack Handey? Excellent
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:43 am
awesome!


IT'S A TRAP! - "Hey! There's no candy in here!!"


TAGS: babysitter candy childcar
Rating: 4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 11:02 pm
Hammy, cut the other pedo's some slack will ya?


NOW THAT'S JUST SAD... - When you're so ugly that you have to get your date liquored up before you can even try to lose your virginity.


TAGS: some poor timmy is sitting at home right now wishing he had a watermelon
Rating: 3.13/5

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CANADA - November 27, 2009, 4:49 pm
you cant boil it. the alcohol boils before the water
[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
won't that burn off the alcohol
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 12:11 am
Heh heh. Warp isn't so warped.
Warp - October 12, 2009, 12:05 am
Get the juice from the watermelon and boil it.


AMERICA - In order to decrease the number of obese people, the standard weight for obesity was marked down.


TAGS: obesity in america
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - December 15, 2009, 3:37 pm
*FORMERLY
Sean - December 15, 2009, 3:37 pm
FORMELY OBESE MAN Melvin became Mellanie?
RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
you mean marked up?


PROSTATE EXAM - If you hear a zipper, run like hell.


TAGS: assume the position
Rating: 2.63/5

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Sho - August 16, 2010, 12:24 am
LMFAO


Yakity Yak -




politifake.org -


TAGS: site promotion
Rating: 4.93/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:56 am
Well done


Can't find my glasses... -




HIGH JUMP -


TAGS: nice situation you are in
Rating: 4.44/5

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CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 12:41 pm
I agree... some comments are just too good and we should be allowed to vote on them... We should have a vote...
forseti - April 13, 2011, 11:52 am
'cuz diz izn't mazzafakkn facebook, dude! Although I'd like to vote on comments too! ;)
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 11:40 am
5 for the poster, 10 for the roll Cap is on and 15 for the comment thread...why can't we vote on comments too?
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:32 am

you mean the paper towels dude?
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 11:29 am
MUHAHAHA! Capn one - RL zero! Just use those tissues you keep next to the computer ;) hehe
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:23 am

damn you baked....coffee hit my monitor...through my nose.


SENTIMENTALISM - I want a sensitive man. One who'll cry when I hit him.


TAGS: sensitive man desire
Rating: 4.4/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 2:04 pm
Ow, that hurt! :( 5L


GRAD SCHOOL - Even in this job market You can't hide there forever




CHILDHOOD OBESITY - But, on the bright side, His thumbs are buff.




PERVERTED? - Me? I swear...these Rorschach tests are rigged. I bet Ronsart paints them.


TAGS: kamasutra positions tricky ink blots tribute ronsart
Rating: 4/5

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Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:54 pm
Of course...yeah...
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 1:50 pm
Of course, you're only hearing about this second hand correct?
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:48 pm
Oh...his fanfiction is noteworthy, too. If you're into that sort of thing...yaoi dinosaurs and male pregnancy...
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 1:45 pm
Lol, I didn't even notice it was a tribute. Was commenting on your response to Mo.
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 1:37 pm
You know it. lol I always look forward to Ron's submissions.
MrRandom - March 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
You would know, eh number 1 fan Bart?
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 12:28 pm
You must write the best fanfiction.lo0l
MO - March 11, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hey! Least I didn't mention that it also looks like Barney. Oops, now I did. Damn!
Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 12:17 pm
What kind of crazy shit are you thinking about!? lol jk
MO - March 11, 2010, 11:57 am
Third row, down 3. GODZILLA!! ROAR!!


FAITH - There are consequences to the lack of it


TAGS: vader force choke faith sith
Rating: 3.9/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:56 pm
Threats can not make a believer.
falloutghoul - April 21, 2012, 11:21 am
I have yet to see them.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:30 am
Believe Me It's True.
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:13 pm
yes
Lavinator - April 19, 2012, 6:00 pm
Indeed!


HELLO OPRAH... - Your suppository has arrived.




S T D ' S - Not the biggest worry at the moment




EDUCATION - It's all relative.




DIVERSITY -




CONCRETE IN JANUARY -


TAGS: sit on it humor
Rating: 5/5

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GySgt1811a - March 15, 2012, 10:49 pm
Absolutely perfect! 5 frozen 'roids.


THE ONE -




HESITATION -


TAGS: hesitate and lose maybe iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:40 am
Exactly! This poster seemed to be speaking to me...felt the need to say something.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2011, 1:18 am
Al's what?
Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:03 am
Showing symptoms of Alzheimer's? 5


OBSESSIVE CURIOSITY - When you know you want to look away...but you can't...




BORDER PROTECTION -




WTF! -




IN SOME SITUATIONS - It's best NOT to hyphenate your name


TAGS: situations hyphenate name marriage weddings bride groom
Rating: 3.66/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:22 am
Yeah, I always cry at weddings too.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 17, 2009, 2:00 am
Oh man I was crying when i read this. Bravo.


COOL CATS - Caution, they might be smart too.




BALANCE -


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




GENEROSITY -


TAGS: generosity dog skunk
Rating: 3.33/5

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ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 12:30 am
#110867


Sith Lord - Darth Kitty Cat, -




ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: achievement positive motivational
Rating: 3.25/5

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Mark - March 13, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ron - You've violated Dr. Dumbo's three line rule again. How can you possibly put up with the ridicule?


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: curiosity education
Rating: 2.42/5

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thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 11:25 am
Quote from Jurassic Park? LoL Or they say something similar, anyway.
Culos - January 19, 2009, 8:45 am
Yet another Ninja meeting


yeah yeah -


TAGS: language double positive
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:50 pm
yeah, right! LOL! With the sleeves rolled up and cuffed? I just went to the principal's office . . . AGAIN! 5 L !
GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:28 pm
when the lord rolls, he rolls. you been killin' it, RL


FRIENDS - always there to pick you up


TAGS: be positive
Rating: 4.96/5

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